Banned for ninjaing me and preventing me from extolling the virtues of a 5 1/4" Fantastic Deluxe Drive.

What other computer storage mechanism exists where you can double the quantity of storage by cutting a hole in it?

Banned because in about 5 minutes from now, your boss might give you a call to tell you that there's some unfinished work left out by your colleague that you need to finish.

EDIT: You got ninja'ed by InSaint? I got ninja'ed by you!

Banned because i waited the 5 minutes and i have not received the call yet. Your prediction was wrong and i will be able to eat my cake and watch my movie.

Banned because even though my prediction was wrong, I was at least able to make you postpone the enjoyment of eating your cake and watching the movie. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Banned because no you did not. I am having lunch break right now.

Banned because how very kind of you to spend a portion of your time during lunch break on banning GOG users.

Banned because every time I sneeze, I sound and feel like a shotgun going off.

Banned because I don't want to hear you cough.

Banned for not getting your apparent gum bleeding checked by a DDS.

Banned because I eat apples every day.

Banned because i have never heard of anything as disgusting as that in my life (including "Schwedentrunk")

Banned because I just realized the reason behind your previous ban LOL (my avatar).

Banned because avatars should always be blue.

Banned for not realizing that you should just stop sneezing.

^ banned for living in a blue state with a red avatar

Banned for feeling blue because you bleed red.