^ banned for never successfully completing a doctoral thesis, plebeian

Banned because after getting my master's degree, I really didn't see the point in a PhD, because it wouldn't have done much for me, and I've studied enough independently that I pretty much know all that stuff by now, anyway.

Banned for being a know it all

/kidding.

^ banned for just "kidding"

Banned because it's distinct from joking.

banned for joking in regards to distinctions

Banned because I felt bad that no one wanted to ban you.

Banned, because according to Euripides, we should question everything. Your other half is no exception.

^ banned, because if Euripides, I rip a dose, and dem hertz a lot moah

^ banned, and I seek no compensation for having done so (strange how a baseless allegation may become an actual ban

Banned for putting words in my mouth. I've never typed EDIT: in that post I made!

^ banned because putting words in your post and words in your mouth are two distinctly different things

Banned because =3=

Banned because this equation does not make sense.

Banned because that's the pouting touche face without having to actually say the word.

Banned for not using your words.