Banned for hiding from Gene Wilder.

Banned for wishing that comparative suffix could go beyond -est.

Banned for going to infinity and beyond.

Banned for referencing Lightyear and not including Sox the robotic cat.

^ banned for betting on the White ("Black") Sox in the 1919 World Series

Banned for betting on the grey socks in the 2500 municipal series.

Banned for repetition

^ banned for not doing enough reps in the gym

Banned because although I had received a quest to take you down in exchange for a hefty amount of gold coins, I just happened to agree with your reason for banning the user above you. Therefore, I'll secretly ban you and tell the adventurers' guild that you've been slain by my hands. ^.-

EDIT: DANG IT! Why did you have to ninja me after the story I created?! T.T

Banned for verbosity

^ banned for not becoming a writer who does his own illustrations

Banned because this forum delayed my previous post,so I posted again thinking it didn't register.

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Bannedbecausethereasonwhyi'mtalkingsofastisbecauseninjahooyaahisalwayslurkingwaitingfortheperfectopportunityto strike.

Banned and put to sleep with a sleeper hold. Since you don't seem to value space, i guess you won't need space to breathe.

Banned because is time to wake up.