Banned because Mr_Whiffles has been thinking about it alright, he just hasn't taken any action. I mean going on a rampage and devouring humans isn't something that you want to do as a dinosaur in this day and age.

Banned because you haven't seen Mr_Whiffles when he is hungry. He'll tear you limb by limb and takes your artillery like Tony Montana.

Banned because you forgot to tell Tony that my artillery isn't his friend to introduce to his enemies.

Banned because i haven't talked to Tony ever since he stubbornly refused to blow up children.

Banned for neglecting to get the naturally exploding children, so that it would happen automatically.

Banned for making me laugh. (Like seriously, wtf lol)

^ banned because children exploding isn't an amusing topic

Banned because you're right.

^ banned, because being right is a poor reason for banning a man

Banned because I'm gonna use whatever reason to ban someone even if they're poor.

^ banned for banning poor people... don't they have sufficient problems already?

Banned for not knowing that my definition of the word ban is sometimes different from the one I do here. Sometimes, what I mean by ban, I'm actually Bringing Ample Nicethings (BAN). :)

Banned for being a Federal Ban Inspector.

Banned because the FBI is going to frame Trump for the worst crimes they can think of.

Banned for sending the IRS after Bill Cooper.