Banned for not realizing they were all just asleep.

Banned for gutting my cat and calling it Lex Luthor / Jeff Bezos. What is wrong with you?

Banned because I agree. The guts of that guy. Smh..

I'll see myself out.

Banned for seeing yourself out.

I'll see myself in.

Banned so you don't realize your post is just a setup for me to get post 44444

Banned for not greeting me while you were seeing yourself in.

EDIT: I got ninja'ed! Dang it!

Banned for getting a hole in his ninja suit.

^ You sir, should be banned for not recommending a good tailor to the man, cannot you see that, as a man in uniform, he must keep his uniform ready for inspection at a moments notice?

Banned for using a comma where a period belongs.

^ banned, for having a period, but not wearing your feminine protection

Banned for [current year social commentary]

Banned for commenting socially about the current year.

Banned for avoiding the pronouns of "he" and "she", and now just refers to everyone as "Shithead".

Banned for marginalizing pissheads. They will not be erased.

Banned for not realizing that erasers can erase liquid.