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Banned for now becoming Mexican by changing the national boundaries.
^ banned because I'm a sixth generation Texan and if I was a seventh I'd be Mexican
Banned for being Texan.
^ banned for not being a Texan and moving here anyway
Banned for going to Calgary to see cowboys.
^ banned for the caravan to Calgary of Calvary Calvinist Cavalry
Banned for breaking in to my room and announcing that the cavalry has arrived
Banned for banning Kool-Aid Man impersonations.
Banned because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
Banned for flattening forms sincerely.
^ banned for inviting flattering sincerity
^ Banned for inviting morolf.
Banned for not welcoming King Solomon's brother.
Banned because, oh brother, not King Solomon!
^ banned for not ordering enough pizza for the welcomed guests