Banned because how dare you!

Banned for preferring the term "escort service".

Banned for approaching the devil's rep.

Banned because it's not my fault. Who doesn't have the number of the beast cannot buy and sell. Hooyaah told me as much.

Banned for sneaking up behind me to ninja me again.

Banned for committing seppuku

Banned because you secretly like getting ninjaed from behind.
Banned because you secretly like getting ninjaed from behind.
Banned because you secretly like getting ninjaed from behind.

And why is this the third time I'm posting this?
Seriously, is this thread full? Has it reached the max amount of posts?

Banned for repeating yourself. I heard you the first time.

Banned because you broke the forum and now the thread is not going further than your post of "Banned for sneaking up behind me to ninja me again." At least, not in my regular browser. But when I check in a different browser I see newer posts....

Banned for using a browser to look up Bowser.

^ banned for firing the fox and not being a Mozilla guerilla

Banned for using TOR Browser. (Sponsored by Nord VPN, buy our garbage service 'cause why not! Only $9.99/mo.)

^ banned for advertising in the general discussion thread

Banned for being a dirty commie. I prefer my socialists sanitary.

^ banning for defamation of character... I am clearly a Texas secessionist.