^ banned for posting links that nobody clicks on

Banned for not obsessive compulsively clicking on every link you see.

Banned because sometimes, YouTube ads are to blame.

Banned because sometimes, U2 albums are to blame.

Banned for not shooting down those albums like Russia did.

Banned for not using any ad-blocker. You mustn't be watching ads when your frontline comrade-in-arms just requested an artillery barrage.

^ banned for not telling him to be a Mozilla guerilla

^ Banned for telling him to be a mozzarella gorilla.

Banned because that's a spicy meatball.

Banned because you're a spicy meatball! (sticks out tongue)

Banned for preferring 343 Halo over Bungalow Halo

Banned for not just playing Unreal instead.

^ banned for not weighing the pros and cons of playing as a con

Banned for painting portraits of convicts, which makes you a con artist.

banned for searching for the actual public convicts like if were going to catch them

Banned because I don't have to worry about being caught if I leave my target smiling.

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