InSaintMonoxide, you're banned for being too desperate. Smh..

^ banned because if he were indeed to desperate he would have a life-changing event befall him

Banned because your life-changing event was that you grew your beard at age 7, and then puberty occurred at age 63.

^ banned for making "baseless allegations in the wrong thread"

Banned because editing posts is for geeeeeks.

Banned because nerds edit posts too.

banned because fussy grammar nerds edit posts too, especially if they leave off a quotation mark

Banned for not using enough hyphens and semicolons.

Banned for taking a hyphen and using it for a semi-colonoscopy.

^ banned because, Dr. Seymour Butts, when you gave your patient a colonoscopy you really rectum

Banned for consistently coming up with new puns for some reason.

Banned for being jealous of Hooyaah. His ability to make puns is the last thing you should be jealous of! Instead, you should work harder to aspire to be a banning officer that's as good as Hooyaah!

Banned, because you should ban harsher, not harder.

Ban Hard 2: Ban Harder

^ banned because banning is always harsh and hard on the one to be banned if it needed to be any harsher we would refer to it as execution