Banned because I prefer my soup with lightly toasted bread, instead of crackers.

Banned for making a soggy soup sandwich.

^Banned for always falling for the, if you put your hand infront of your face you have cancer trick. Good news though. He holds the guiness book of world records for most times slapped in the face with his own hand.

Banned for exploiting HMA's hypochondria.

Banned for having hyperchondria and never admitting to your true illnesses.

Banned because addiction only becomes an illness once you stop. AND REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS I'M TELLING YOU!! FOR QUITTERS!!!!!

^Banned because her tombstone said she still aint quitting.

^ banned for exhibiting the behavior of one who has Munchausen syndrome by proxy

^Banned for eating Cheetos and rubbing his cheesy fingers across the wall

Banned because Cheetos are only for the rich.

Banned for being poor.

Banned for pouring on the insults.

^ banned for eating his pancakes with said poured on insults with a dollop of butter and several rashers of bacon

Banned because Pencak Silat sounds an awful lot like pancake salad.

Banned because that would be one deadly pancake.