Banned because there's generally nothing deadly about pancakes or salad, except that a salad is defined as being served cold, or at least not warm, so pancakes probably wouldn't be very good on it.

Banned for creating a revenge dish, and serving it at least not warm.

^Banned for creating the best dinner as voted by the entire world only to burn the recipe out of spite because there was 1 vote that said it was the worst. .

Banned for eating dinner.

^ banned for regurgitating breakfast

Banned for feeding your children the way a bird does.

^ banned for assuming that I am a parent, which is actually not so apparent

Banned for feeding your kids birdseed

^banned for "seeding" his bird..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtktvibsd2Q

Banned for having a dirty mind.

Banned for having a brain that's regularly cleaned.

^ banned for buying a "racy" movie for your archaic VHS, entitled "HEAD CLEANER" and only being able to watch
soundless static

^ Banned for failing to rewind your rental DVDs before returning them to the store

^ banned because that 'minor' infraction is WELL beyond the statute of limitations

^Banned for rewinding every dvd rental to 6 minutes 6 seconds and 6 milliseconds. 666!ll