Banned because that's just like your opinion, man.

Banned for triggering the monoxide detector.

Banned for breathing out carbon dioxide.

^ banned for breathing

Banned for using his breath as he wrote this post

Banned because i suspect Hooyaah doesn't breathe because he uses magic to stay alive.

Banned because that would explain the smoking, but what about hobbits then?

Banned because the Hobbits are leftover triads from his time as a gambling addict. See, when the Guangxi Massacre happened, Hooyaah fled to Macau and became an enthusiastic casino visitor. Or not. Probably not.

Banned, because you were once the owner of Germania Brewery in Qingdao. But you lost your ownership after gambling in a Macau casino, or not. Probably not.

Banned for making guesses and then second guessing them.

Banned! Or not? I'm gonna have to second guess that.

Banned for not being sure of yourself.

Banned for acknowledging the Self, but not metaphysical.

Banned for barbaric metaphysics.

^ banned for anthropomorphizing metaphysical cryptids from alien worlds