Banned because your ban was too complicated. You should keep it simple.

Banned for suggesting KISS.

Banned because judging from J Lo's avatar, he wasn't ready for that yet.

^ banned for making me spew coffee with cream and sugar on my keyboard

Banned for making me stuff all of the keys from my keyboard into my mouth and then spew them into a huge barrel of coffee with cream. Why would I do such a thing? I guess we'll never know.

Banned for giving me PTSD.

^ banned, because certain mental wounds never heal; no one who knows that need be reminded

Why are we here, just to be banned? Well you are.

Banned for getting philosophical.

Banned for making those who have never watched Mad Max to assume that there's a typo in your forum title.

Banned because the original Mad Max aged poorly.

^ Banned because it actually got better over time, because now we know the guy playing him is really a madman.

^ You, the person above me should be banned, because "You're entirely bonkers, but let me tell you a secret. All the best people usually are."

^ Banned because by that logic, all the best people should be banned, making the forum worse in the process.

Banned because you have it all wrong, It's the bonkers people that we don't ban, to keep things more interesting.