^ Banned for implying that Mr_Whiffles is a luciferian transhumanist alien lizard-person.

Banned for conspiracy theories.

^ banned for confusing InSaintMonoxide with LegoDnD

Banned because there is clarity in confusion.

^ banned for confusing clarity with chaos

Banned because free-play became story-mode MID-LEVEL when I entered Mt. Doom in Lego Lord of the Rings; is this a glitch? There's at least 2 collectables I couldn't take because they were unavailable to hobbits.

Banned for not using a LEGO detector to find your missing LEGO pieces, before someone steps on them and a tragedy ensues.

^ Banned for explicitly describing grotesquely gruesome accidents.

Banned because the last time I needed to find Lego, I knew exactly that it had fallen behind the washing machine until just the other day, it was randomly behind the cats' food-bowl. I owe this find to a very brave mouse, it seems.

Banned because we are not on the same page here.

Banned, because someone or something tore the page up. Maybe a mouse or a cat is responsible?

Banned because seriously, I keep all unused Lego in several bins by category; the only time I'm at risk of stepping on them is when I've been building and some might escape my attention when they fall on the floor.

Banned for hoarding Lego instead of just playing the Lego video games, which are some of my favorite games of all time.

Banned because this statement actually being on top of a new page made me chuckle more than it should have. And i blame you.

Banned for not taking into account the huge margins, so that only 5% of each page is filled.

banned for marginalizing