banned for preferring to alienate monsters

Banned for preferring monster-ous aliens!

Banned for alienating preferences.

Banned because the Carolina Reapers I ordered from Bohica Pepper Hut arrived today. Included in the package were a packing slip, a sticker, and a business card that indicates that "Bohica" stands for "Bend over, here it comes again!" I just ate one. It was hot. https://i.imgur.com/Mf2bies.jpg

banned for ordering carolina reapers for himself without telling me

banned for banning others without telling me

Banned for telling others that you want to ban GOG.com.

Banned because banning GOG.com also means banning oneself.

banned for banning in this thread without a banning license, the ban may be waived after you procure the proper document

Banned because it he did wave goodbye while banning.

banned for not appreciating a wave while banning where it refers a good sign

Banned for using a skateboard to surf waves.

^ Banned for being so stoned, you don't realise your hot dog is gone.

Banned for knocking his hotdog out of his hand by throwing a stone at it.

Banned for banning the one person without sin. (He wouldn't have cast the stone otherwise.)