Banned, because there's no day off for a nobility.

Banned for not allowing Lords3 take a day off

Banned for assuming one can take a day off from ban duty.

banned... now you have the day off

Banned for having an off day.

Banned for having a day-off.

Your supervisor didn't approve your request to take the day off. You are both banned and fired.

Banned because you could've banned LegoDnD for bringing a tank to the workplace. (That thing in their profile picture looks like the bottom of a tank being carried by some sort of mechanical dragon)

Banned because I thought it was a face hugger.

Banned for being correct!

Banned because dang it! I was so sure that it was a tank! You're not lying are you? Maybe I'll call Hooyaah to use his magic to detect whether you're lying or not..

But really though, GOG is actually a branch of Waylon-Yutani and you're banned for trying to keep a face-hugger OUT of the workplace!

banned for bringing a face-hugger from space to ruin humanity

^ banned for having a lowly pawn as an avatar

Banned for having a rep of 999 in a dream, where supposedly you see symbols upside down, so it's actually 666.