Banned for abandoning and banning your combanion.

Banned because you are Bruce Banner.

banned for being a banner waving banner who banned a banner who is a Banner

Banned because... ban, ban, something ban-ban, and also ban.

I ban thee for persnickety, unscrupulous banning scruples.

Banned for escaping both New York and L.A.

Banned for living free or banning hard.

banned for not registering those black belt racoon hands as deadly weapons

Banned for consuming so much Mellow Yellow.

banned because I didn't mountain dew it

Banned because I walked for several miles to my dad's work so that when he got off, we could go to Mom's house and I could trim all the low-hanging branches off the trees in her backyard while he grocery-shopped nearby. I'm now very sunburned, my calves ache, and the giant blister on my left foot (from a previous long walk, also causing sunburns and aches) burst. Now that I can mow unobstructed (when I recover), I have no regrets and will return to bring all those branches to the curb this weekend so that Mom's neighbor/old friend will feed them to his wood-chipper. Also 2 of the 3 7-Elevens that are close enough for the free icies on July 11 are also in opposite directions while the other is very close, go figure.

banned for having an inscrutable avatar

Banned for being unable to scrute avatars.

banned for scruting scrotes