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Banned for getting the quote wrong, it's "Then arrest me; I need to sleeep."
Banned for not getting tucked in.
Banned for not treating me to local Canadian delicacies.
Banned for impersonating a certain banished king.
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le_chevalier: Banned for impersonating a certain banished king.
Banned for being a kingslayer!
Banned for not being on the king's side when he was banished by his people.

EDIT: Dang it! I got ninja'ed!

New ban: Banned for not being on the king's side when he got slain by le_chevalier.
Post edited February 05, 2021 by Vingry
Banned for siding with someone who is said to have two bodies.

https://press.princeton.edu/books/paperback/9780691169231/the-kings-two-bodies
Banned for confusing him with a two-headed snake.
Banned, for speaking with a forked tongue
Banned for not revolting over two-tiered justice system.
Banned because you shouldn't be awake right now. Go to sleep my fellow knight, for tomorrow we're going to march to battle!
Banned for rebelling at Monmouth.
Banned for turning traitor against Vingry.
Post edited February 05, 2021 by LordZorosk
Banned for making an annoying buzzing sound with the repeated use of the letter Z.
Banned because buzzing is the bee's knees.