Banned for playing fighting games with a joystick.

Banned for playing flying games with a pong paddle.

Banned for playing puzzle adventure games with a steering wheel.

Banned for using a steering wheel to drive people away.

Banned for using a golf driver for the same purpose.

Banned because Tom Hanks said there's no crying in golf.

Banned, because Tom Hanks has enough cojones to take on a battle tank with a Colt 1911 semiautomatic sidearm

Banned because it was actually a sideleg.

Banned, for playing mumbletypeg

Banned for confusing Tom Hanks with Bruce Willis.

Banned for confusing Bruce Willis with a dead person in Sixth Sense.

Banned because he WAS a dead person! And banned for not realizing that at the beginning when he had a huge hole in his torso and lost like 18 gallons of blood, and then got out of the hospital like 3 days later like nothing had happened!

Banned for spoiling the movie.

Banned, for reading spoilers

Banned because I'm tired and I need to sleep.