Banned for playing your favourite lauded lord game.

Banned for throwing all your jewelry into a volcano.

Banned for thinking that an overflowing toilet is a volcano.

Banned because a volcano is just an angry hill.

Banned because your hill is actually a termite hill.

Banned for using an army of ants to fight a giant.

Banned, for using a sling and stone to defeat a giant

Banned for using a wooden stick to defeat a giant.

Banned because he died at least 147 times before defeating the Giant Bosses in Dark Souls.

Banned because I've yet to play that game.

Banned, because that game would turn your soul dark

Banned because you could've used the opportunity to earn yourself some cash by cleansing the souls of the people who have succumbed to the forces of evil in Dark Souls. Don't worry, it's never too late! I'll do the marketing for you!

EDIT: MWAHAHAHAHA! I managed to ninja you, SpatulaSpork!

Banned for not using bleach to brighten that soul.

Banned for being to sexy for this world!

Banned because this world is sexy, not for everyone but for some it is.