Banned for angering Anita Sarlaceesian with your princess reference.

Banned for wearing a fairy princess costume on Halloween

Banned for starting the new page and I forgot when I last banned you.

Banned for banning the Hooyaah user twice in a row and thus taking away this opportunity from me because I had waited a long time for this opportunity.

Banned for having the default amount of displayed posts per page, when having it set to a higher setting means more posts displayed, and less page turning...

Banned for incorrectly stating that I have set to display a small number of posts per page, while the truth is that I have set the display of the maximum number of posts allowed per page

Banned for not realising that I was referring to the poster above your previous post, and that you jumped the posting queue and stole my place... :p

Banned for not telling me how to fix this.

Banned for violating an unspecified guildeline.

Banned, for lacking specificity

Banned for specifying lackificity.

Banned for summoning something resembling a word out of thin air.

Banned for not participating in extreme baking.

Banned because I want to know if vegans spit or swallow.

Banned for swallowing a vegan, instead of spitting them out..