Banned, because if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything

Banned because if you stand for everything, your feet will be killing you by the end of the day.

^ Banned, because if you fall for everything, you'll end up with a broken neck.

Unbanned for this great post.

Banned because you do not have the right and authority to unbans anyone.

^ Banned, for not respecting the authority of MightyFloTheKing!

Banned, because he doesn't have any authority outside his domain.

Banned for not being a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie.

Banned, because Ronnie doesn't deserve to be rescued, I hope he gets eaten by that monster.

Banned for being mean spirited.

Banned twice!
1. because I overlooked your post yesterday and you got away unscarred.
2. In comparison with Canadians everybody else is mean spirited. It's not fair to ban people for that.

Banned, because Canadians are terrible people, just think of Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, or Terrance and Philip with their vulgar fart jokes.

Banned, because now I'm moving to Canada

Banned for treason, and for volunteering to appear in a Justin Bieber music video.

Banned for calling Terrance und Phillip "terrible", they may not be the best mannered superstars, but they did save the princess, their heart is in the right place.

^ Banned, for pulling Phillip's finger