Banned for letting me poke you in the eye.

Banned for not trying it to a bear.

Banned because I couldn't bear to do that.

Banned for being smarter than the average bear. I'm still mad about the pick-a-nic basket you stole from me.

Banned because winter outsmarts bears!

Banned and mauled by a bunch of polar bears for obvious reasons.

Banned because i make hedgehogs trust me and foxes to eat from my hand; polar bears would become best buddies with me, am willing to bet on that one!

Banned for not disclosing the amount you want to bet.

Banned, for not forcing him to forget about Star-Chan forever when he loses that bet

Banned, because you should have made a suggestion how we can force Bradley to forget that damned girl. I propose a forum expedition to the underworld, so we can throw Bradley into the river Lethe and erase his memories.

Banned because said forum expedition would be a million times better in arranging the wedding, instead!

Banned, because were we to go to the underworld, we might encounter that girl as a group. That would likely become somewhat problematic, so I propose that you travel there on your own. Yet, let it not be said that I told you to go to ____.

Banned because no one told me that Star-Chan was in the underworld.

^ Banned, because, according to the above post Star-Chan is damned and you apparently did not read it

Banned because I could no longer see the post made by morolf by the time I entered this thread, due to the fact that the latest post made by a person who was banned would immediately be sent to the archive. Therefore, I was only able to see your post when I opened this banning thread. As to how I knew you were talking about Star-Chan, that was just an educated guess.