Banned for favoring One Rule to Ring Them All!

Banned because polyphony always results into chaos; you cannot rule well, with all weasels running rampant! And besides, certain rulers make certain "polyphonies" sheet their pants, instead of said polyphonies roughing them (said rulers) up, only adding to their hypocrisy and incompetence all the more.

Banned for writing long-winded, rambling comments, you need to learn to be more concise before we'll readmit you.

Banned because i wasn't talking about me, i cannot be short winded and specific because place here changed and obviously, your fault for not using imagination and guesswork, to translate for yourself!

Banned for thinking that he meant you should omit articles and prepositions.

Banned, because it doesn't matter, KiNgBrAdLeY's posts are usually TL-DR.

Banned because that reminds me of something that happened to me when I was a kid...


...TL;DR - Don't do a break and enter in a house where 3 bears live.

Banned for stealing from bears.

Banned for being a bear police.

Banned for being a police bear.

Banned for not sending the police to confiscate scamming distilleries' products and arrest fraudulent blenders; all products should list everything contained within, true age in label and in detailed percentages, also!

Banned because then your label would say "Windex".

Banned for dressing up as a bird and attacking people's dogs.

Banned for being someone's dog... Iggy Pop.

Banned, for being one of the Stooges