Banned because you didn't treat me to local food.

Banned because 7 ate 9.

Banned for rocking around the clock

Banned for not bringing a certain person to me, so as we would all go to attend a rocking rock live concert.

Banned for staying with your pet rock while waiting.

^ Banned for not knowing that The Rolling Stones are made of rock

Banned because the Rolling Stones drink Rolling Rock.

Banned because, I know it's only Rock and Roll but I like it and the Rock Concert sponsored by Rolling Rock in Bedrock featured the Rolling Stones... that just how they Roll

Banned because once again, you proved to be Gandalf the Stormcrow, bearer of ill news; my forewarn on all matters applicable was wasted, really.

Banned because that much alliteration should be illegal.

Banned because you've been on this forum for eight years and you still haven't learned basic grammar and how to punctuate properly from any of the other forum members? And you still try to sound super-sophisticated? And with no improvement, either?

Banned because:

a I wasn't here all the time and i 've skipped a couple of years, in the beginning.
b1 You didn't present, analyze and rate, my grammar mistakes.
b2 Punctuation is meant for breaking a sentence down to smaller pieces, making it easier to understand and to catch a short breath in the meantime; in other languages, more frequent punctuation is a thing.
c Of course I don't sound, since i am typing!
d Neither am i super sophisticated, nor do i try to be one. You 've got the wrong person, hommie. I am an impostor in a bad soap opera, deprived even of the chance to be tutored into sophistication!

I'm not gonna argue with you. I didn't mean to grammar shame you. It's been a long week for me.

Banned because that's really trivial, since it's a long two years for me instead; you need patience, focus, VISION! ^_^

^ banned for not banning oldgamebuff 42 for not banning you, the person above him at the time of his post

In other words, I got mad for no good reason. To clarify, I started out making a joke, then I got pissed off at you for something which isn't your fault(like the fact that I work two jobs, which sometime suck massively, have to put up with difficult people frequently, weekly meetings that are a complete waste of time, etc.) and like an idiot, ended up sounding like a grammar nazi, which I didn't mean to do. For what it's worth you have my apology, and for the two year thing, I really hope it's getting to be much more awesome for you, and I admire you for learning a language which sometimes just doesn't make sense.
And now, back to the real spirit of this forum game. Hooyaah is banned for using his wizard's staff to smash open peanuts.