Posted March 08, 2020
Banned for planning to electrocute forum members instead of shooting them with fireballs.
le_chevalier
Quixotic Knight
Registered: Aug 2011
From Indonesia
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 08, 2020
^ Banned for insulating all forum members with rubber suits
J Lo
Playing Ninjabread Man on the Nintendo Wii
Registered: Jul 2013
From Canada
Posted March 08, 2020
Banned because I swallowed my pride, but the box says that it's not meant for human consumption.
teceem
Ack Ack Ack!
Registered: Apr 2013
From Belgium
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned for collecting boxes of pride.
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned for not collecting boxes of food.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned for making me hungry
finkleroy
April Ryan
Registered: Nov 2014
From United States
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned because these pretzels are making me thirsty!
morolf
I own Komodo dragons as pets
Registered: Aug 2012
From Germany
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned for promoting dangerous food, one can choke easily on pretzels, if other users try them and die, it's your fault.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned for banning him when he was simply pointing out another factor why pretzels are unsafe
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned for not being able to properly chew and swallow food.
DavidOrion93
Dean of Gaming
Registered: Jun 2014
From United States
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned for not crushing and wetting dog food for your old and toothless dog.
HeresMyAccount
New User
Registered: Oct 2014
From Other
Posted March 09, 2020
Banned for not biting and crushing your dog with your fake teeth.
Hooyaah
“All good stories deserve embellishment.”
Registered: Dec 2014
From United States
Posted March 10, 2020
Banned by the Humane Society and PETA for promoting the mistreatment of the noble and widely domesticated creature, canus familiaris, most commonly referred to as the "dog"
KiNgBrAdLeY7
Слава России! ура́
Registered: Apr 2012
From Other
Posted March 10, 2020
Banned for associating with hypocritic, mercenary-mindset, activist scum.
finkleroy
April Ryan
Registered: Nov 2014
From United States
Posted March 10, 2020
Banned for thinking that people who defend animals from abuse are scum.