Banned because instead of casting the "break mind control spell" on the person that i asked you, you cast "Berserk spell" instead.

Banned because the only spells you should be casting are ban spells.

Banned because of using forbidden magic.

Banned for making magic magically forbidden.

Banned for making mages manage magic, mysteriously, magically mystified

Banned for being obsessed with a single letter... and it's not even a scarlet one.

Banned for being obsessed with singles

Banned for outmoded concepts like "obsession".

Banned because Harvey Birdman, who is my lawyer, doesn't take on eagles for clients, just uses them as assistants who handle his obscene amounts of paperwork. Therefore: File those papers, Avenger, file them! And do it right! For the glory of all birds. . .and men. . .and fishes!

Banned for violations of numerous international statues involving the transferring of certain nonsensical, run-on sentences across borders without a license and proper documentation

Banned for not advising Frodo to fly to Mt. Doom and drop the ring from the sky.

#Saruman2020 #gofuckyourselfgandalf

Banned for not taking the initiative to do it yourself.

Banned for being a bunch of light, overexposed colors.

Banned for confusing statues with statutes.

Banned for being astute.

Banned because I held my floss too tightly and it cut in to my finger.