^ He always consumes my baked goods with great relish, especially my pies.

He's keeping us entertained with his postings in "user above/below/before you" threads!

^ He is always quick with a joke and very kind to wee children.

(sorry about the misspell)
^helps this community post positive and negative jokes to have interactions with one another

^ Is one of the nicest persons on the internet, confirmed by the apology about a misspell on a public forum.

^ He is very good at recounting events and is likely a well-trained observer.

Hides his magnificent bread so well that nobody believes that it's real.

^ He makes tasty sandwiches with my bread and passes them out at homeless shelters daily.

^Has an infinite supply of his/her specially made bread that keeps him alive for all of these years to help feed others

edit: Oof, did I stop the game thread?

is a fan of trying out all types of bread! :)

(don't worry, it happens all the time)

^helps Hooyaah bake, fry, and shape all of the breads increasing production by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times

(Got it my friend. I hope all of you are having a fantastic day and will have a amazing week!)

^ He has taken over my bakery business and yet remits immense royalties, depositing them to my overseas accounts.

Takes good care of the inheritance from Smaug. He used the large part of it to invest in a struggling business and its yield in dividend doubles the original investment.

^Owns the struggling business that became overly successful and helpful for the community in the world that gives out homes for free

is great at fishing and knows how to make the best fish bread stick!