Is a reliable supplier of wigs.

^ He is is a prolific maker of hats; you might even call him "mad."

A man of high excellence in vocabulary

excellent at making a wonderful grill parties where everyone can have the best hamburgers!

Owns the most beautiful grill in the world.

Owns the most oldest and durable crossbow that has 1,000 times more power than a nuclear bomb

Radiates green glow like radium. Looks cool in the dark.

Knows stuff about radioactive elements.

The color of closed eyelids on a hot summer day -- or the redness of your fingers when held up to the light. Peaches and oranges, and the sticky residue they leave on your hands. The warm sands and those beautiful days.

^tells descriptive stories with many abstract colors and meanings

is very kind and caring about his horses

Helps a ton by providing fresh non genetically modified food for all animals allow the whole environment to prosper in all areas including his favorite, the Jungle

^ He's "gluten free."

What does that even mean? Sometiems Booyah posts something that's meant to be fun, but doesn't really make sense - how can someone be "gluten" free...:D

^ He has a great sense of humor and appreciates irony.