^ He is fastidious in regards to his personal hygiene.

is great at downvoting and reporting those who violate the rules of this thread and are mean to others, instead of kind! :)

^ He looks for the hidden potential within everyone and often offers to help them exploit it.

Keeps the Shire in a well kept and pleasant condition, safe from Orcs, trolls and other such undesirables. Maybe he could work his magic on these forums... :p

^ He appreciates my magical spectacles and treats all creatures with respect..

^------Is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very patient....patient enough to read all these verys. :)

^He's never discouraged, despite being notoriously bombarded by low rate spammers and nasty replies.

^---Has a kind word for most they come across, and the best-est avatar of red sonic ever! ;D
(yeah I know it's not sonic :))

knows the difference between red and blue sonic, and might've even heard of the the black sonic! Does he perhaps harbour, or harboured, a crush on the pink, female bat-sonic? ;)

^Does a heckuva winky face.

(nitpick: the bat is pink/white, and is actually pink/white sally and not pink/white sonic....i.e. all the males are sonic, and all the females are sally...everyone knows this :D)

^ He can talk about Sonic at speeds faster than sound.

He mastered Sonic of master system without jump button.

Seems to know what a Master System is...

^ He's the sort of chap whose company would be enjoyable for even an extended period of time.

^ He did not intend to kill this thread. So, there's that.