Unfortunately, most stories start with a fart rather than end with one.

Fortunately, now we can start a new story.

Unfortunately, the new story has a serious issue with offensive racial stereotypes.

Fortunately, there are many GOG stories that we can talk about them.

Unfortunately, we're out of pizza.

Fortunately, TinyE is here ? And has pizza ?

Unfortunately, it seems TinyE brought some ice cream pizza that does not look particularly appetizing.

Fortunately, despite its looks, it is particularly appetizing.

Unfortunately, it is only as filling as subtraction stew. (In other words, eating it makes you hungrier.)

(Anyone get the reference? HInt: It's a book.)

Fortunately, The Phantom Tollbooth happens to be my favorite book.

Unfortunately, as good (and funny) as that book may be, it is lacking strong female characters. (It is still one of my favorites, however.)

Maybe we need a book where the princess, instead of being captured, runs away on her own free will to find a nice dragon to capture her. (Anyone get what book I am referring to here? Hint: It's a fantasy novel (part of a series) written by a female author.)

Fortunately,being 18 years old now my parents let me use their PC.So now instead of being a normal 18 year old and spending time with my buddies and sowing seeds,I live in Gog's forum day and night doing ga's and trying to convince other people that I am smarter than them and telling the rest of the people to get a life.I tagged myself the Puzzlemaster and now,I'm Puzzled.

Unfortunately, Tauto's trolling only served to decrease his I.Q.

Fortunately, Tauto could improve his (assuming "his" is the correct pronoun) IQ by figuring out what book I referenced in that last post and reading it.

Unfortunately, the chances of Tauto being capable of reading are pretty slim.