Unfortunately, they used a cheat code to return to the top of the floor and boost their stats.

Fortunately, they boosted their stats so high that they overflowed and became negative.

Side note: I believe this can happen in Morrowind if you use the super potion trick to boost a stat over 2 billion, but that takes a while.

Unfortunately, after escaping from the jail, there is now a sizable manhunt after me.

Fortunately,the posse is only a mouse and a killer grass hopper.

Unfortunately, the killer grasshopper is quite formidable.

Fortunately, the killer grasshopper's HP is so high that a healing spell can cause its HP to overflow, killing it.

Unfortunately, there is still the mouse to deal with.

Fortunately, the mouse is a USB mouse and can be disconnected without causing any issues.

Unfortunately, it can still scare elephants, and the jail just happens to have one handy.

Fortunately, elephants are weak against status ailments, so a Power 7 Paralyze should knock it out long enough to escape. (Of course, Instant Death would also work, but that would be cruel, wouldn't it?)

Unfortunately, I'm not at a high enough level to use that ability.

Fortunately, you can actually use that ability at level 1. You just need to be the right class (Priest, Psionic or Bishop), need to get enough spell points, and need to accept the risk of a backfire.

Unfortunately, I am a Puzzlemaster class and not willing to risk a backfire.

Fortunately, a naked priest appears out of nowhere.

Unfortunately, a naked priest appears out of nowhere. We now have two naked priests.