Posted January 04, 2019

dtgreene
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SpikedSoul
a psychological mess
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From Germany
Posted January 04, 2019
Post edited January 04, 2019 by SpikedSoul

dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States
Posted January 04, 2019
I haven't played that game. (Also, to be clear, I am not talking about that "cold shoulder" pun.)
The two games I've seen the pun I am talking about are Dragon Warrior 7 (PSX) and Final Fantasy 5 Advance (GBA), both in the English translation. (The Japanese versions *do* have jokes, I believe, but many are untranslatable.)
Reminds me of another one:
In Final Fantasy Legend 2 (English version, as the Japanese version had an untranslatable bilingual joke here), there's a bird in a classroom that says something like "HELLO, I AM LEARNING TO SPEAK ENGLISH", according to https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gameboy/585710-final-fantasy-legend-ii/faqs/29802 .)
The two games I've seen the pun I am talking about are Dragon Warrior 7 (PSX) and Final Fantasy 5 Advance (GBA), both in the English translation. (The Japanese versions *do* have jokes, I believe, but many are untranslatable.)
Reminds me of another one:
In Final Fantasy Legend 2 (English version, as the Japanese version had an untranslatable bilingual joke here), there's a bird in a classroom that says something like "HELLO, I AM LEARNING TO SPEAK ENGLISH", according to https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gameboy/585710-final-fantasy-legend-ii/faqs/29802 .)

SpikedSoul
a psychological mess
Registered: Dec 2013
From Germany
Posted January 04, 2019

The two games I've seen the pun I am talking about are Dragon Warrior 7 (PSX) and Final Fantasy 5 Advance (GBA), both in the English translation. (The Japanese versions *do* have jokes, I believe, but many are untranslatable.)
Reminds me of another one:
In Final Fantasy Legend 2 (English version, as the Japanese version had an untranslatable bilingual joke here), there's a bird in a classroom that says something like "HELLO, I AM LEARNING TO SPEAK ENGLISH", according to https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/gameboy/585710-final-fantasy-legend-ii/faqs/29802 .)
that's actually a sub-sub-pun... wondering if that makes it worse, or not :D
Japanese games, apart from a select few, were never really to my liking (some of the aesthetics and sensibilities never really spoke to me, I adore Dragon Age, but the Dragon Warrior/Quest game not so much) all down to taste.
Would be hella boring if everyone had the same, don'tcha think? :D

dtgreene
vaccines work she/her
Registered: Jan 2010
From United States
Posted January 04, 2019

With that said, it isn't as nasty as the "joke" that Final Fantasy 5 plays on the player, putting a superboss in a treasure chest in the final dungeon.
(Final Fantasy 5 Advance's translation also has a lot of jokes, puns, and references in it.)

Tauto
TRUMP'S THE MAN!!!!!! JERKMUTER RULES!!!
Registered: Jul 2015
From Australia
Posted January 05, 2019
What did one user say to another user?
You gonna use that?
You gonna use that?

sanscript
Ltd. DeepSeeker
Registered: Jul 2011
From Norway
Posted January 06, 2019
What's sweet, sticky and just irresistible?
A honeypot!
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Person 1: Hey, what's an electrical engineer's favourite band? ACDC of course!
Person 2: Don't be silly; it's "LED" Zeppelin...
A honeypot!
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Person 1: Hey, what's an electrical engineer's favourite band? ACDC of course!
Person 2: Don't be silly; it's "LED" Zeppelin...

Tallima
TreasureHunting!
Registered: Apr 2010
From United States
Posted January 06, 2019
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.

HappyPunkPotato
Trouble with the trolley, eh?
Registered: Sep 2018
From United Kingdom
Posted January 07, 2019
^ My favourite joke makes a return! :-D
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.

Clairsentient
Mostly Tired
Registered: Nov 2017
From Singapore
Posted January 09, 2019
What should we call an American bee?
- A USB
- A USB

ZFR
I love gold!
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From Ireland

Clairsentient
Mostly Tired
Registered: Nov 2017
From Singapore

SpikedSoul
a psychological mess
Registered: Dec 2013
From Germany
Posted January 09, 2019
Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?
When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

Lifthrasil
Bring the GOG-Downloader back!
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Clairsentient
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From Singapore