Roy Rogers had just received a new pair of cowboy boots from his wife for his birthday. He loved them so much, he was determined to wear them all day, even though he had a lot of work ahead of him on the ranch. However, it turned out to be a rainy day and his cowboy boots got very muddy, so when he returned back to his house for dinner he left his boots out on the porch.
The next morning after breakfast when he goes to put his new cowboy boots on again, he finds that they are all chewed to tatters. "Look what happened to my boots!", he exclaimed to his wife, "What do you make of that?" "Well," she replied, "There's been a puma wandering around these parts, I wonder if it got to 'em?" "We'll see about that!" Roy said. He got his rifle, saddled up his horse, and rode off.
Late in the afternoon, Roy returned, walking his horse with a huge dead mountain lion draped over the saddle. His wife, who was out on the porch, saw them arrive and asked:
"Pardon me, Roy, is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?"
Post edited March 28, 2019 by 01kipper
