How do Chinese parents name their kids?

Throw them down the stairs and see what sounds they make.

What do flight passengers say when they're in a very long long flight with nothing to do except to repeat the movies they've already watched?

"It's so boeing in here."
Damn ahahahaha

Q: Could you please tell me how to pronounce the Japanese character の?

A: No.

Why did the farmer win lots of awards?

Because he was out standing in his fields.

1.
Q: What do birth and death have in common?

A: You do them both without consent.

2.
Q: Do you know why life sucks?

A: Because it eventually kills you.

3.
Q: What happened to the guy who fell into the grinder?

A: He was completely recovered.

What said the shady person at the flight desk?
- One flight ticket for the 30th floor, please.

I si what you did there...

How do mods lock a thread? With deadbolts!
...I'll show myself out

Sometimes I like to squat down, grab my knees and lean forward.



That just how I roll.

I'll repost one of my favorite feminist jokes:

A woman's place is in the House...

...and in the Senate.

This thread is full of corn, so I decided to plant my own.

Two cannibals eating a clown.One says to the other ''Does this taste funny too you?''

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

To be honest, I think GOG is too PC.

They need to stop releasing Windows games and, for a while, only release games that only provide Mac/Linux versions. Games that have Windows versions need to be rejected until GOG becomes a bit less PC.

(Excuse me while I eat my Linux and Cheese.)

I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase..."

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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.

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My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they're efficient and not very funny.