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Posted February 21, 2018
Here's one I remember seeing:

The bassooner the better.
Posted February 21, 2018
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Breja: What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey!
I thought the punchline was "pregnant".
Posted February 21, 2018
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Breja: What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey!
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tinyE: I thought the punchline was "pregnant".
Come now, you wouldn't punch a pregnant camel, would you?
Posted February 21, 2018
The crow whispered to the scarecrow "Is it corny in here, or is it corn in your ear?"
Posted February 25, 2018
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tinyE: I thought the punchline was "pregnant".
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Breja: Come now, you wouldn't punch a pregnant camel, would you?
I would! Jk, of course no.
Posted February 28, 2018
Saw this on Reddit:-

Years ago, my cousin asked her best (male) friend (right in front of me) "what do you think of my cousin?" He replied, "eh, she's fuckable".

I married that idiot.
Posted February 28, 2018
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SalmanAnees: Saw this on Reddit:-

Years ago, my cousin asked her best (male) friend (right in front of me) "what do you think of my cousin?" He replied, "eh, she's fuckable".

I married that idiot.
My wife says to me, "It's our anniversary! I wanna go someplace I've never been before!"

I said, "Try the kitchen!"

-Henny Youngman
Posted March 01, 2018
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SalmanAnees: Saw this on Reddit:-

Years ago, my cousin asked her best (male) friend (right in front of me) "what do you think of my cousin?" He replied, "eh, she's fuckable".

I married that idiot.
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tinyE: My wife says to me, "It's our anniversary! I wanna go someplace I've never been before!"

I said, "Try the kitchen!"

-Henny Youngman
lmao
Posted March 03, 2018
Why did the marble countertop leave the interior designers office?

Because it was sick of being taken for granite.
Posted March 03, 2018
a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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knock knock,

who's there?

doctor.

doctor who?

that's right
Post edited March 03, 2018 by timmy010
Posted March 05, 2018
snip - forgot I already posted it
Post edited March 05, 2018 by Gerin
Posted March 05, 2018
I got one!

A bunch of Irish men walk out of a bar.
Posted March 05, 2018
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Gerin: snip - forgot I already posted it
So? I tell my mom the same joke every week. She doesn't know.
Posted May 08, 2018
Why is an unvaccinated three year old crying?


Because he's having a mid-life crisis!
Posted May 08, 2018
Interviewer: We want to see how fast you are with numbers. What's 627 times 301?
Interviewee: 43.
Interviewer: That's not even close.
Interviewee: But it was fast!
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