I JUST FRIGGING GOT THAT!! I knew the joke before but the meaning alluded me completely :)
corny pick up line which i adore:
Hey girl. Are you an angle? Cause you look like you just fell from the heavens!

Do you mean angel and not angle?

I have that T-shirt ;-)

Well, I suppose you could go with angle, but then you'd need to tell the girl she's looking very acute. ;)

That was terrible... But awesome.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? - Damn.
Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.
And my all time favourite terrible joke.....Drum roll please *******
A man threw two drums and a cymbal of a cliff... Badum Tish!
Karl

Q: How many frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds the bulb and Europe revolves around him.

I take no responsibility for the stupidity of this joke, blame the people who print them on the back of the lids of yogurt.
1. Whats a snowman's favorite food?
2. Cold Pizza.

Hehe, that's pretty brilliant, actually.

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President gets tired of the bickering and decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
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Get the joke?

if you imagine this it's quite funny ;)
anyway another one for the records
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."
A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

Because none of them caught the rabbit, one of them killed it with a load of collateral damage.

The LAPD is known for forcing false confessions. Get it? Huh? Huh?

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."