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Stilton: And in my experience, ladies LOVE the smell of peanut butter, especially if its troweled on all over. :-) (don't ask)
Between your comment and Joker's comment about fetishes, I ended up with the image of packing a lady's ass full of peanut butter, then sticking a silly straw in and trying to blow bubbles in it like it was a glass of milk.

Not very sanitary, but it's what came to mind.

And naturally, you couldn't use chunky peanut butter. The nuts would get stuck in the straw.
Post edited November 07, 2015 by CarrionCrow
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Stilton: Yes, and a couple of midgets... (don't ask)
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EndreWhiteMane: That's probably why mine didn't work out.
No midgets.
If you only knew how many people have said that exact same thing...
So a bit of a chilly damp day here - looks like I'm not going to have a terribly exciting afternoon. I may have to indulge in the warm midday beverage like so many others do here, today!
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Ixamyakxim: So a bit of a chilly damp day here - looks like I'm not going to have a terribly exciting afternoon. I may have to indulge in the warm midday beverage like so many others do here, today!
-laughs- What you call indulgence, I call necessity.

If you feel like trying something different, I suggest taking a good strong cup of coffee, drinking the first quarter of it, then slowly adding in a nice cold Mountain Dew. It's great for a burst of energy followed by profuse sweating, shaking, and a feeling like your intestinal tract is trying to literally escape your body. =)
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l0rdtr3k: Uhhh... Age of Apocalypse. Oh shit that was in the 90s.
Infinite Crisis,Court of Owls...
Age of apocalypse was... meh. It was yet another attempt at a mega crossover. It wasn't bad but it showed how forced it was. The one good thing going for it, is that everybody involved was allowed to take the grim and gritty up to eleven and run wild with it. I'd even go so far as to say that it helped pave the way to the realization that too much grimdark wasn't extreeeme, but rather, grimdork. Still it wasn't until Onslaught that comic readers fully realized it. As far as crossovers go I'd say it was a silly summer blockbuster popcorn movie, enjoyable, but brainless.

I'd say the best Marvel mega crossover is probably the infinity gauntlet, which was indeed in the early 90's.
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Stilton: Hi all, how is everyone?

I've caught up with some sleep and feel almost human again.
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CarrionCrow: Tanking up on morning drugs. Soon as I get the shards of whatever's trying to lacerate my eyeballs out, I should be good to go.

Also, it's funny you mention that. I slept, so now I'm back to feeling slightly inhuman. (A steady 65 percent or so can still be called slightly, can't it...?)
Absolutely. As much as we want to cheat the body clock, it always ends in feeling like crap sooner or later. A nuisance (uncomfortable if you don't spend a third of a lifetime snoring) but unavoidable. As a compensation I go the peanut butter/midget route. Its not ideal, but it makes meeting women a lot easier (don't ask...)

And welcome back to semi-humanity :-)
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Stilton: And in my experience, ladies LOVE the smell of peanut butter, especially if its troweled on all over. :-) (don't ask)
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CarrionCrow: Between your comment and Joker's comment about fetishes, I ended up with the image of packing a lady's ass full of peanut butter, then sticking a silly straw in and trying to blow bubbles in it like it was a glass of milk.

Not very sanitary, but it's what came to mind.

And naturally, you couldn't use chunky peanut butter. The nuts would get stuck in the straw.
Only if you suck :-)
Post edited November 07, 2015 by Stilton
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CarrionCrow: If you feel like trying something different, I suggest taking a good strong cup of coffee, drinking the first quarter of it, then slowly adding in a nice cold Mountain Dew. It's great for a burst of energy followed by profuse sweating, shaking, and a feeling like your intestinal tract is trying to literally escape your body. =)
LOL I'll have to save that one for when I decide to REALLY kick up the all night horror game session you advised!
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Stilton: If you only knew how many people have said that exact same thing...
Hurm. 14?

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CarrionCrow: Tanking up on morning drugs. Soon as I get the shards of whatever's trying to lacerate my eyeballs out, I should be good to go.

Also, it's funny you mention that. I slept, so now I'm back to feeling slightly inhuman. (A steady 65 percent or so can still be called slightly, can't it...?)
What measure is a human?
According to the Ordo Hereticus I'd say you still have a good chance of being considered one, or they'd have long given the emperor's mercy to the entire Ordo Mechanicus.
And try to get the shards out with continued rest.
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Stilton: Only if you suck :-)
That is up for debate.
It is not a debate I care about though.
Post edited November 07, 2015 by j0ekerr
One thing I've always been curious to try RE: cracked out beverage experience.

Making a pot of coffee, then using THAT coffee as the "water" to make another pot of coffee.

I wonder if it would be good, the same as using twice as many (oh shit here we go again) grounds (?) or just too much...
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Stilton: Absolutely. As much as we want to cheat the body clock, it always ends in feeling like crap sooner or later. A nuisance (uncomfortable if you don't spend a third of a lifetime snoring) but unavoidable. As a compensation I go the peanut butter/midget route. Its not ideal, but it makes meeting women a lot easier (don't ask...)

And welcome back to semi-humanity :-)
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CarrionCrow: Between your comment and Joker's comment about fetishes, I ended up with the image of packing a lady's ass full of peanut butter, then sticking a silly straw in and trying to blow bubbles in it like it was a glass of milk.

Not very sanitary, but it's what came to mind.

And naturally, you couldn't use chunky peanut butter. The nuts would get stuck in the straw.
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Stilton: Only if you suck :-)
So true. You have to suffer a bit if you want to push it. (Maybe more than a bit if you start going for the one night's sleep to 3 days up thing.)

Hey, if the peanut butter/very short lady combo works, then more power to you. Not many can pull that combo off and actually succeed. ;)

Thank you. I'll enjoy it as I slowly slide back to the standard sub-human levels. -laughs-

True. But I've seen how poorly I blow up a balloon. Good odds that there'll be an accidental inhalation somewhere.
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Ixamyakxim: LOL I'll have to save that one for when I decide to REALLY kick up the all night horror game session you advised!
-laughs- If you needed a break before, you'll probably feel the need to run laps trying that. (When you're not waiting to throw up in the bathroom.)
Post edited November 07, 2015 by CarrionCrow
Everyone! I have a quest for you.
Choose your weapon, preferably something with +1 against cyclops because superstande hit me.
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Ixamyakxim: One thing I've always been curious to try RE: cracked out beverage experience.

Making a pot of coffee, then using THAT coffee as the "water" to make another pot of coffee.

I wonder if it would be good, the same as using twice as many (oh shit here we go again) grounds (?) or just too much...
Why stop there? Why not have a coffe machine with multiple filtrations?

By the 4th one you could probably etch glass.
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LeoLR: Everyone! I have a quest for you.
Choose your weapon, preferably something with +1 against cyclops because superstande hit me.
I'd go with a Spear +1 personally. And a rounded shield. Seems to just "fit."
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j0ekerr: What measure is a human?
According to the Ordo Hereticus I'd say you still have a good chance of being considered one, or they'd have long given the emperor's mercy to the entire Ordo Mechanicus.
And try to get the shards out with continued rest.
Guess it depends on the definition. This requires deeper thought. Maybe after my second pot I'll go back to the subject.

No more sleep. Up 31 games. Sleepy time is not feasible.
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j0ekerr:
I've built an odd toy here and there. I wish I had the ambition to attempt this one!