Frankly i don't know what to do in order to survive, i don't even know how a dishwasher work(dark magic or smth idk) anyway probably what i would do is what i alwys do when anxiety and existential dread hits me, hide in a sewer and become a rat

If I were stuck in the land of the dead
I would have to shoot zombs in the head
because with no wi-fi
and no electricit-I
There'd be no GOG games to play instead. :(

I'd find someplace tiny and hard to reach where I could grow a small garden unseen and live alone forever. The not dead more likely to kill you then the dead

What would I do? I would most likely go coastal. Boats, catamaran and the like. Become a scavenger or try to make it to an island with sparse population. Learn to like fish!

If that wasn’t an option, I would find a small town or maybe even an old civil war fort that had become a museum. Repair it quietly and live out my days with hopefully a few like-minded survivors

Find some preppers steal their stuff, become a warlord, name my new land Rodlandia and make sure it has a good supply of toilet paper because in an apocalypse toilet paper is a luxury.

I would try to set up a base with a possible underground bunker/room in case of any breach or raid to protect myself and any others with me during that time.

Let's be honest, none of us would make it very far in such a situation. I would, probably, just accept the fact I'm a sinner and take the easy way out. Rest in peace, Lee. <3 Best character in the franchise.

I would not trust anyone...

#1: Cardio - When the virus struck, for obvious reasons, the first ones to go were the fatties.
#2: Double Tap - In those moments when you're not sure the undead are really dead dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.
#3: Beware of Bathrooms - Don't let them catch you with your pants down.
#4: Seat belts - Fasten your seat belts. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
#7: Travel light - And I don't mean just luggage.
Rule 8: Kill Efficiently
Rule 9: A club does not have to be reloaded
Rule 10: Don't make any noise
Rule 15: Keep an exit free
#17: Don't be a Hero - Why don't you take this one?
#17: Be a Hero - Some rules are made to be broken. (Rule updated)
#18: Limber up - Going down that hill, it is very important.
#22: When in Doubt, Know Your Way Out
#23: Ziploc™ Bags - You got enough problems, moisture shouldn't be one of them.
#31: Check the Back Seat - No one back there but my duffel bag.
#32: Enjoy the little things - I hate to give credit to anyone who looks like Yosemite Sam, but I'm writing it down.
#36: Sunscreen -
#42: Keep your hands to yourself - It's just polite.
#52: Don't be afraid to ask for help - Yeah and they ignored rule 52: don't be afraid to ask for help.
#53: Wet naps -

I'd get with a group of friends and family.
Find a large warehouse of food and supplies and make it secure.
Amazon just has about everything we need for the apocalypse.

I won't lie, my principal objective would be survive, my secondary would be keep my family alive, my tertiary would be keep my close friends alive... And the rest is the rest.

i would tell clementine to shoot me OR
go back in time and bring sam&max to be there, SEVERELY DISAPPROVING.

Make sure that everything is boarded up and no way to leave or enter, then go back to bed

Ladders are the answer. The walking dead cannot climb ladders.

I'm in the Pacific North West, so my best bet would be to find an island in Puget Sound and set up shop there. Housing would be in some kind of cave to protect from the elements and minimize light from fire. Plenty of rain here to collect fresh water.

That said, if I'm lucky the zeds will start to happen while I'm near a Costco. That would be a solid place to hunker down for some time. They even sell solar cells now to keep that frozen food going! lol