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I don't ever try to start flame wars, I merely state my informed opinions, even if they are unpopular.

What makes a Troll?
A dirty smelly loin cloth.

A black tower called Orthanc, a beard and a white robe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc

"informed"

How dare you insult Abe?

If the loin cloth fits and has severe stench . . .
Speaking of which it will give you a severe itch. . .
In the nether-regions where the wedgie exist. . .
Therefore, in conclusion, a Troll is a very cranky boy.
Pray tell, does this Mr. Abe have these unbenign symptoms? :*(

Do you really believe this? I have seen you voice your "informed" opinions on multiple occasions where it was painfully obvious that you simply had no clue what you were talking about. For example, I remember that you boldly claimed in a recent discussion on a scientific subject that "quantum mechanics is completely unfounded" and that it has "not even a shred of proof attached." That's not even an opinion, it's an confession that your scientific understanding of the world is stuck in the 19th century at best. However, instead of showing some humility you patronize those people who, unlike you, actually know what they are talking about. To my mind, that's what makes you a troll.

Well, in the game he is always scratching his arse, so there is one point - plus he cleans a meat factory, so this loin cloth probably stinks. :D

There are dozens of hilarious gems from anjohl scattered about the forums, but my favorites are from when he first arrived, and [url=http://www.gog.com/forum/general/you_know_how_you_should_never_tempt_fate/post109]here. That thread set the stage for everything he's ever posted.

I don't know whether he actually believes his own bullshit or not, but the end result is the same either way.

Being able to regenerate lost body parts.

Much of Middle Earth enjoys a good troll, and I have a gut feeling that the first part of The Hobbit is going to have a fair few trolls in it...

True internet trolls feed off their target's distress and rage. It's a form of sadism. I fell for them for an embarrassing number of years because I couldn't accept that such people actually exist. Fortunately they're not very many of them.

LOL, I can't believe I forgot about those 2 videos... Hilarious stuff.

Holy...shit.

That's really...something.