UBISOFT HQ,
Montreal, Canada
Friday, 20 June 2014
Corporate Suit A: "So, about our DRM..."
Corporate Suit B: "Uh-huh...?"
Corporate Suit A: "People hate it?"
Corporate Suit B: "Yup."
Corporate Suit A: "It doesn't stop piracy?"
Corporate Suit B: "Yup."
Corporate Suit A: "It cripples a lot of our games?
Corporate Suit B: "Yup."
Corporate Suit A: "Sometimes makes them completely unplayable?"
Corporate Suit B: "Yup."
Corporate Suit A: "It even hurts our sales because it actively discourages potential customers from buying our games?"
Corporate Suit B: "Yup."
Corporate Suit A: "Isn't that...like...bad?"
Corporate Suit B: "Yup."
Corporate Suit A: "So, what should we do?"
Corporate Suit B: "Um..."
Corporate Suit A: "Huh..."
Corporate Suit B: "Maybe we...no. Never mind."
Corporate Suit A: "Hm..."
Corporate Suit B: "Oh, I know!"
Corporate Suit A: "What?"
Corporate Suit B: "We introduce even MORE DRM!"
Corporate Suit A: "Of course! I'm so slow!"
*high fives*