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General discussion (archive)Glory to Arstotzka! (Giveaway)(71 posts)(71 posts)
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Posted August 02, 2013
"In soviet Arstotzka papers stamp you!
Posted August 03, 2013
Some jokes are better than I expected. But I had the most of fun reading those awkward ones made by people who didn't really know concept of "In soviet Russia..." jokes. ;)
Posted August 03, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, you stamp papers to curb smugglers. In Kolechia, smugglers curb stomp you for paper.

Glory to Arstotzka!
Posted August 03, 2013
In Soviet Arstotzka, communist regime is in place.
Posted August 03, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka..., FREE games rule! XD

Thanks, Aver! +1
Post edited August 03, 2013 by Air-Trigger
Posted August 03, 2013
In Soviet Arstotzka, random search selects you, filthy Kolechian.
Posted August 03, 2013
Thanks for the chance!

In soviet Arstotzka, death is taxes
Posted August 03, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, joke's on you! Always! For it is glorious in Arstotzka!

Glory to Arstotzka!

Yes!

Can I have papers now, please?

I give you joke and everything!

Yes! Friend!

Glory to Arstotzka!
Post edited August 03, 2013 by AlexY
Posted August 03, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, the law breaks you
Posted August 03, 2013
In Soviet Arstotzka, you are paid to let terrorists in.
In Soviet Arstotzka, entry visa issue you.

Glory to Arstotzka! Glory to the Motherland!
Posted August 03, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, entry denies YOU!!
Posted August 03, 2013
Kolechia bauxite reserves at least twice that of Arstotzka.

Glory to Kolechia!
Posted August 03, 2013
I'm in for Reever!

In soviet Arstotzka you must make giveaway, for good of everybody. +1
Posted August 03, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka...there is no toilet paper!

Please use my papers for Stooner's entry. He better stays in there than here.
Thank you, Chief Inspector Aver. Glory to Arstotzka.
Posted August 03, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, only respectable Party members should win gifts.

Please, if I will win, show the papers to fellow comrade dizcology.
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