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Not in but:

In Soviet Arstotzka, NEXT!
In soviet Arstotzka, giveaway wins you!
Rubber stamp? I don't even know her.


Not in (perhaps obviously), thank you.
thx for the opportunity! im in

In Soviet Arstotzka, no future no rich this is Arstotzka btch!

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYXKr2Ok0BI)
In Soviet Arstotzka... it sucks.
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Aver: What you have to do: Post "In soviet Arstotzka..." joke.
What you can win: Job as immigration inspector at Grestin Border Checkpoint (copy of "Papers, please!")
Who can enter: Every citizen who wants copy of the game, unless he is capitalist scum who will trade it or sell it.
Who will win: Random citizen chosen by glorious Arstotzkan government (random.org)
Deadline: Sunday (04.08)

Glory to Arstotzka!
Discrepancy detected. In glorious Arstozka, we do not joke.
In soviet Arstotzka it's so cold, they go into the lake to warm themselves.
In soviet Arstotzka... job gets you.
Post edited August 03, 2013 by Tranquil.Suit
In soviet Arstotzka... Arstotzka soviets you.

(No, I have no idea what it means either. Thanks for the giveaway though.)
In soviet Arstotzka gog buys games from YOU!
In soviet Arstotzka, no one laughs at my jokes...

Thank you!
-So, how was life in Soviet Arstotzka?
-Couldn't complain.
-What were the working conditions like?
-Couldn't complain.
-What were the wages like?
-Couldn't complain?
-And if everything was so nice over there, why did you defect?
-Because here I can complain.
In soviet Arstotzka, job chooses you!
edit: crap, Tranquil.Suit was faster...

In Soviet Arstotzka, passports are made by you!
Post edited August 02, 2013 by DProject
Thank you for the giveaway!

In soviet Arstotzka nobody is hungry.
Post edited August 02, 2013 by dizcology
In soviet Arstotzka, DRM frees you! (if that even makes sense)

Thanks alot Aver, count me in! +1