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General discussion (archive)Glory to Arstotzka! (Giveaway)(71 posts)(71 posts)
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Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka you don't party, Party does you
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, Arstotzka glories you!
(USER IMPRISONED INDEFINITELY FOR THIS POST.)

WARNING TO ALL ARSTOTZKA CITIZENS:
JOKING ABOUT ARSTOTZKA IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.
Post edited August 02, 2013 by nuchichu
Posted August 02, 2013
In Soviet Arstotzka, capitalism bows to you!

Thanks, and count me in :D
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka you no fillet-a-fish, fish fillet-a-YOU!

(biker gangs and switchbladesbeing very popular amongst Arstotzk's piscine community right now - it's a problem!)
Posted August 02, 2013
Poet, papers !
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka... "I Command you to dance!"

Thanks for the giveaway, it's not exactly a joke, but this video still cracks me up!
Posted August 02, 2013
In Soviet Arstotzka, TV watches you!

Thanks for the giveaway. Great beta, hope someone enjoys it +1
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, Arstotzka spy you!

Thank you for the giveaway! :)
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, you have to totzka your own ars!
Posted August 02, 2013
I'm definitely in!

In other parts of the world, you cross the border. In Soviet Arstotzka, the border crosses YOU!
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, class-8 dwelling expects you!

+1 for giving away this unexpected gem
Post edited August 03, 2013 by Ophelium
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, papers paper!

Thanks for the giveaway! :D
Posted August 02, 2013
Ty for the giveaway bro!
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, border guard gives papers to YOU!

Thanks for giveaway
Post edited August 02, 2013 by Junafani
Posted August 02, 2013
In soviet Arstotzka, shit takes a dump on you.

I don't know, I just made that up. Thanks for the giveaway!
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