Posted November 05, 2012
I will push you of a mountain. That sounds boring, but below, there will be soft pillows. A lot of soft pillows. You will hit them, but survive. Think it was all a bad dream. What you don't know, is that these pillows are specially created creatures. While you are there, still thinking about how you survived that long fall, they will slowly, very slowly start to bite you. and suffocate you. So slowly and soft, you won't even notice it until it's to late. And even after that, it will take a long time until you're dead. And if you're thinking about escaping: the pillows are full of (very soft!) glue, so you will stick there and die slowly. Very slowly...