Killing Kunovski is all well and good, but I wanna make some money in the process. This is my plan:

- Build a clear lexan box, drill air holes in the top, and seal Kunovski (that poor bastard) inside. Provide a water supply.
- Take the Kunovski-laden box to an art gallery. Kunovski is now "performance" art, and his performance is simply this: starving to death. Thank you, Free Speech!
- Charge an entrance fee. Sell tchotchkes and snacks.
- Also, set up a pay-to-view website. People are fascinated by death so this would rake in a whole bunch o' money. Host the servers offshore.
- Set up a gambling site, taking bets on the timing of various stages of the dying process. Again, offshore.
- Meantime, secretly (so they don't know it's me) create a protest group to fight for the release of Kunovski. Sell t-shirts (profit). Sell rubber wristbands (profit). Hold awareness concerts (profit). Write a Christmas "Save Kunovski" song, invite Bono, Sting, Cher, Charo, Jewel, and other artists with only one name (to show solidarity with the one-name Kunovski) to record it. Sell millions (profit).

- And the best part: get federal funding to do this, through the National Endowment for the Arts.

Kunovski, I'll share, say, 10% of the profits with your wife / girlfriend, with a bonus 5% if she's a hottie. And I'll be certain to give her "comfort" after your passing.

I'm currently taking donations for both the performance art and the effort to save him, so feel free to contribute early and often.



(If I win, give the GOG to someone else - I'm already making millions from this. 1% - here I come!)

My friends actually did all but the last part of this:

Everyday I would post a letter to you, containing something todo with potatoes. It may be letters cut out of a magazine saying potato, or a recipe for something containing potato. It may be a package containing a potato.

At some point long in the future, I would be standing outside your door with a potato bazooka which would launch at close range into your face. I would then leave a calling card simply saying 'potato'.

well, you had no chance to win... :) locking someone in a box and letting him starve to death isn't very original...

BUT!

if this was a "1 supreme way of making money out of someone's death" you'd be an ultimate winner, I applaud!!! very well done :D

I see we have some very disturbed individuals among us... I like that ;)

Not original? It's performance art, whose point isn't to be original but instead to turn the mundane into the sensational. ; ) Well, that, and to get grant money for doing nothing.

Okay, I'll work on something better.

I find this thread mildly unsettling.

but that doesn't mean that I didn't got insane for 5 hours

Monty Python style!

Being chased down by 20 topless women, and in the end fall off a cliff directly into your own casket..!

Hows about a text adventure?

You awake to find yourself in what appears to be a private room in a hospital except there don't appear to be any doors. You feel groggy as if you are just waking up from an operation.
In the room you see
An ice pack
A small dog
A hand gun

>look ice pack

The ice pack has been applied to your genital region

>look dog

The small dog looks very satisfied and is licking its lips, wait - is that a pubic hair on its chin?

>look genital region

Yep, sorry to break it to you but little Kunovski has left the building

>get gun

you pick up the hand gun

>shoot self

BOOM! the world now contains one less dickless wonder
The End

I would lock him in a room full of Videos of the best games ever made , but only give him access to the first level of Rise of the Robots..... death would then surely be the only escape !

*Give Kunovski Fusion Frenzy 2.

*Bash your skull in with my father's authentic flail.

*Blast Lady Gaga in your ears for 10 hours straight.

I can go on.

1. Place Kunovski in the middle of an empty room.

2. Place, say, 8 remote activated Gatling guns in a circle around him, pointing slightly upwards.

3. Activate Gatling guns.

If done just right*, the likely very dead Kunovski should be kept upright until reduced to a small glob of bloody goo.

*It might be wise to have some spare backup Kunovskis on hand, in case you don't get it just right.

Guys, the contest has ended. The prize has been awarded already. So maybe you shouldn't kill Kunovski anymore... unless you truly enjoy doing that... :D
Apparently Kunovski is dead thus unable to clearly mark in the first post that the prize is already awarded.

No no, the post clearly mandated that there were over 1000. We have not had enough yet.

Apparently he over-estimated his ability to endure death over and over again... he gave up after 18 deaths or so... :D

Inspired by Lou Reed:

I'm clawing your chest
'Til your collarbone bleeds
Piercing your nipples 'til I bite them off
I scratch your face and bite your shoulders

p/s: this gonna be your most painful death.