Banned because you're too cute and I'd love to pet you

Banned for setting up King Bradley to say the same thing to you (although my post beat his, so he won't have the chance).

Banned because i never pet a girl without consent, and she refused! :P Plus, unlike Doc, i am a cheapskate!

Banned for being a cheapskate in a community as generous as this one.

Banned because King Bradley can be whatever he wants, even a cheapskate.

Banned because you are too kind and lenient towards me, even though you know i am (considered to be) bad... You tarnish your own reputation by associating even slightly with me, so i ban you for your own good.

Banned for knocking over your saucer of milk.

Banned for licking up the milk off of the floor.

Banned for not conforming to my hypocritical and totally arbitrary standards of morality. You will never know what you did wrong.

^ Banned for making all sorts of assumptions.

Banned for causing all kinds of havoc during nap time.

Banned for not stopping the havoc.

Banned because you are the only one to stop the havoc. Just stop doing things you usually do and we all shall live in peace and Emob78 can enjoy his pizza.

Banned for putting mushrooms on the pizza.

^ Banned for not accepting it's mushrooms season.