^ Banned for slobbering over the eyeballs of a forum avatar.

Banned for being an eye that is jealous of eyeball sex.

Banned for trying to ban somebody from the holy Vatican City.

Banned because together with the cat, you are spreading the perversion across the thread.

Banned for trying to prevent the spread of perversion.

Banned for promoting perversion

Banned for not worshiping and advocating perversion, a.k.a. as liberal freedom! Perversion in other lands has even dedicated RELIGIONS!

Banned because so far you've shown only your cats. Where are the dogs?

Banned because we still don't know who let the dogs out. Who? Who? Who, who?

Banned for still not having solved that mystery. Puzzlemaster Failed.

Banned because without wanting or knowing it, you lured all dogs away...

Banned for luring dogs into your van with promises of candy.

Banned for watching him do that and not intervening

Banned for thinking you can force responsibilities on me when I have every right to mind my own business, as should you.

Banned for just letting evil people do their thing! Couch potato, there's a world there hurtin for justice!
*jingles all the Social(ist) justice Warrior emblems on his splendourous uniform