Banned for stealing grease from an elementary school and wondering while crawling through the vents, "Does this suck, or blow?"

^ banned for starring in a theatrical production of Grease at your High School, the school periodical afterward read: "Boy, did this play suck or blow?"

Banned for committing millions of home invasions with a gang of midgets every year.

Hooyaah is also banned for running his sweatshop in a hostile environment and abusing reindeer.

Banned for trying to manufacture and sell sweat.

Banned because i recall you buying these types of products ... wait ... that was J Lo.

Banned for using my likeness for marketing purposes.

Banned for coming out of the woodwork every time your name is mentioned.

Banned because I got my training from Beetlejuice and Bloody Mary.

Banned for redundancy.

Banned because it's the highest form of flattery.

Banned for the lowest form of insult.

J Lo is also banned for racism because he didn't also learn from Candyman.

Banned because I decided to ally myself with Ice Cream Man instead.

Banned because Ice Cream Man is underqualified to enter the Hook-off. Participants include Candyman, Captain Hook (both Hogan's and Spielberg's), One Piece's Sir Crocodile, the bald guy in Arrested Development, the drill sergeant in Malcom in the Middle, and live-action The Claw of Inspector Gadget fame.