^ banned for being Scrooged

^ banned for being Bill Murray

Banned because I thought the sequel to 28 Weeks Later would be 28 Months Later, and not 28 Years Later.

^ banned for revealing that you are 56

Banned because I will stop aging at 69.

^ banned, because you neglected to mention that we would both live forever; I will have to walk to Canada some Winter and share a good hot cup of cocoa sometime (I do so abhor flying, my wings get so filthy.)